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Wednesday, 29 August 2007
The Ten Fuck Bomb Commandments
By: Jesus

The Book Of Insertion!

I think these two chapters speak for themselves. At least for right now. Until some one comes along and interprets them wrong. 

The two chapters from the great book of Insertion!

  • Adolf at Kilauea
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    Posted: 7:24 PM in Jesus News!

    Monday, 27 August 2007
    Foster Coleman
    By: Jesus

    Womens always smiled at me and even gars did in the not private water closet!
    Well, now I whizgiggle at them, because I took Me - ga - Di k
    for 4 months and now my tool is terribly preponderant than world.
    but the ball dipped over the crossbar and out of play.
    industrialization and integration of the African
    East Timor
    You canno... [Read More]

    Posted: 11:19 PM in Sermons w/ AIDs

    Monday, 20 August 2007
    Cheat mode
    By: Jesus
    My brothers and sisters this is reverend Jebediah Slight from I'm here today to talk to you about Insertion Chapter 6 verus 9.

    "Adolf used his mouse and click 'Cheat mode.' A pop up window appeared before Adolf. 'Using cheat mode will change game play. Do you wish to continue?' "

    Now I ask you my brothers and sisters, what can we learn from this? Well, we can learn that using cheat mode will change game play. But using cheat m... [Read More]

    Posted: 4:14 PM in Sermons w/ AIDs

    Monday, 13 August 2007
    Dear Jesus
    By: Jesus

    Slacker Cats has freaked me the fuck out. Slacker Cats is a new show on ABC Family. You can check out some clips here. But it doesn't do any justice. The show is trying to compete with Adult Swim. But what's fucked up is that I was watching Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles 1 and 2 last night on ABC Family. And I was seeing commercials for the show. It was 8pm. So flipping through the... [Read More]

    Posted: 10:19 PM in Jesus News!

    Monday, 6 August 2007
    By: Jesus

    Booze, Air Planes, BBQ, and farting will kill your first born son. 

    Hebrews born to serve, to the pharaoh
    To his every word, live in fear
    Of the unknown one, the deliverer
    Something must be done, four hundred years

    So let it be written
    So let it be done
    I'm sent here by the chosen one
    So let it be written
    So let it be done
    To kill the first born pha... [Read More]

    Posted: 7:51 PM in Jesus News!

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