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Monday, 16 July 2007
Learning mistakes from your father.

Your father isn't there just to beat you and pile drive you into the wall after you fail to keep that gallon of milk down. Your father is also there to teach you things like, if he went to the Pharaoh and the Pharaoh raped him then you would think to stay away from the Pharaoh. Right?

Also if your father burns God by not paying tribute, then expect God to burn you by bringing your dead parents back as zombies.

The Book Of WHAM!

Two more chapters from the great book of WHAM!

Here is one audio sermons from the Good Reverend Jebediah Slight.
  • Audio Sermon - The Good Reverend talks about the woes of dead parents and reality tv.
  • Audio Sermon - The Good Reverend talks about Isaac... (I don't remember what I talked about).
There is a new section! Sermons w/ AIDs! These are sermons you can use to spread the good word of Reverend Jebediah Slight! How fun is that?!

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Posted By Jesus at 7:38 PM

Monday, 9 July 2007
Christopher Columbus and The Foreskin of Doom

So boys and girls have you ever wondered to yourself how circumcisions became popular and the thing to do? You can thank God for Pharaoh Sneferu rapage of Christopher Columbus. Then you can thank God that Christopher wanted to show every one from little boys to old men.

But we can learn a lessoon from all this. No one likes uncircumcised wang. Besides the obvious health risks, being uncircumcised looks and feels gross.

The Book Of WHAM!

Three more chapters from the great book of WHAM!

  • Audio Sermon - The Good Reverend talks about boxing your son so he doesn't turn out to be gay.
  • Audio Sermon - The Good Reverend talks about Christopher Columbus and The Foreskin of Doom
There is a new section! Sermons w/ AIDs! These are sermons you can use to spread the good word of Reverend Jebediah Slight! How fun is that?!

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Posted By jesus at 7:17 PM

Monday, 2 July 2007
Thank God for Christopher Columbus

Thank God for Christopher Columbus and thank God that God made a promise to Christopher Columbus that where ever he went he got that land even though he never really did land on what is currently known as America.

The Book Of WHAM!

Three more chapters from the great book of WHAM!

Here is one audio sermons from the Good Reverend Jebediah Slight.
  • Audio Sermon - The Good Reverend talks Noah and the Raiders of the Ark.
There is a new section! Sermons w/ AIDs! These are sermons you can use to spread the good word of Reverend Jebediah Slight! How fun is that?!

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Posted By Jesus at 8:24 PM

Monday, 25 June 2007
Your Brother's an Asshole. So Rape him.

One of our favorite stories has been posted this week: Buffalo Bill and Abel.

This story presents a number of different themes which might become common in The Neoteric Bible. These themes include sin, rape, gaffs, sacrifice, atonement (yeah, we don't know what that word means either), God becoming an FBI agent, etc. It also presents a number of problems which intelligent people and scholars have labored, with success, to explain. Why, for example, did Buffalo Bill feel abandoned by his mother? And who was this Fatty Boomba Latty Abel was poinking?

The Book Of WHAM!

Three more chapters from the great book of WHAM!



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Posted By Jesus at 6:35 PM

Tuesday, 19 June 2007
So this starts it.
In my opinion Darwin's theory is false. Evolution is not a possible explanation. Because if God can create "the perfect man" then he doesn't need practice creating man. Which evolution suggests that God needed practice because his image of man wasn't perfect. Therefore man evolves. Since God is the one true being, the existence of God proves evolution wrong. You can argue "What if God isn't real? Would that prove evolution?" If God wasn't real then why was the Bible written?

Also the Bible clearly says that we were created from God and if evolution were true than God is only a drunk and now we are more complex than Him which is impossible. Go Science Go!

Introducing The Neoteric Bible

Each week several new chapters of this Bible will be released. Along with video and audio sermons and articles. From here on out it only gets better.

The Book Of WHAM!

These are the first three chapters from the great book of WHAM!

Here are two audio sermons and an audio AIDs about the filth that Masturbation Jones spreads.
  • Audio Sermon - The Good Reverend talks about why Gay Anal Sex is Good. Just don't get caught.
  • Audio Sermon - The Good Reverend talks about why Gay Anal Sex is Bad.
  • Audio AIDs - The filth that Masturbation Jones spreads


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Posted By Jesus at 12:02 PM

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