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Monday, 27 August 2007
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Monday, 20 August 2007
Cheat mode
My brothers and sisters this is reverend Jebediah Slight from Jesushadaids.com. I'm here today to talk to you about Insertion Chapter 6 verus 9.

"Adolf used his mouse and click 'Cheat mode.' A pop up window appeared before Adolf. 'Using cheat mode will change game play. Do you wish to continue?' "

Now I ask you my brothers and sisters, what can we learn from this? Well, we can learn that using cheat mode will change game play. But using cheat mode is nor good or bad.

But if we read further like veruses 12 and 13, we will see that "Cheat mode" can be a bad thing.

"Panzer IV tanks started to appear all over the battle field. At first Adolf had the upper hand. He started to destroy the Polish armies. But then unreasonable things started to happen, Archers and Chariots started to destroy his tanks. So Adolf toggled cheat mode again and created Howitzer and Riflemen."

So we can learn from this that if you use cheat mode expect to have the upper hand so long as you use cheat mode a lot.

This is reverend Jebediah Slight from Jesushadaids.com. Amen!



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Posted By Jesus at 4:14 PM

Monday, 30 July 2007
Adolf Review

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My brothers and sisters this is reverend Jebediah Slight from Jesushadaids.com. I'm here today to talk to you about Adolf Hitler from the second book of Randy and Gary, commonly called Insertion

The lake turned yellow and yellow water flowed from every faucet on Pablo Escobar's compound. And the three hundred sticks of TNT! fuckbombed the lake turning all the fish dead. And the horse said "Nay!"

But Adolf was thrown out of a window. I wonder how he was feeling. There's a ringing in my ears. And no one to relate to, 'cept the sea of a thousend dead fish. Who can I believe in,
I'm kneeling on the floor. Daddy no!

There has to be a force; who do I phone? Maybe the Ghost Busters? How about Voltron? The stars are out and shining, but all I really want to know is who put all the dead fish on my roof? Oh won't you... show me the way. The flies are in my eyes. Now they are dead on the ground. I want you ...show me the way. The Darkness are in town! What the hell is "One Way Ticket to Hell... And Back." I got the willies but not a crappy hippie band from California. Now the lights are all out.

Lets riot. Amen brothers and sisters.



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Posted By Jesus at 8:22 PM

Monday, 16 July 2007
Isaac and The Potato Vodka Famine

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My brothers and sisters this is reverend Jebediah Slight from Jesushadaids.com. I'm here today to talk to you about Isaac and The Potato Vodka Famine from the great book of WHAM!

This is a very special story for we can learn what happens to you when you allow the Pharaoh to rape you.

So since God is the Don of the Mafia, he is always looking to increase profit. And God saw an opportunity to steal Potato Vodka from the Pharaoh and sell it on the streets of Las Vegas.

Unfortunately Isaac was careless and dwelt too close to San Francisco. So he was captured by the Pharaoh. But learning a lesson from his father Isaac told the truth to the Pharaoh instead of lying to him like Christopher did. But the Pharaoh still raped him. Then later Isaac and the Pharaoh made a rebel alliance against the evil empire.

As you can imagine my brothers and sisters, this angered God. But Isaac already raped full of rapey goodness joined the Church of Scientology.

With that God melted into a puddle of crud and stars. Never to be hallucinated by Isaac again.

So my brothers and sisters, what can we learn from this? That joining the Church of Scientology will make you believe really stupid things like God melting into a puddle of crud and stars.

This is reverend Jebediah Slight from Jesushadaids.com. Amen!



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Posted By Jesus at 7:49 PM

Monday, 16 July 2007
Isaac The Bachelor

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My brothers and sisters this is reverend Jebediah Slight from Jesushadaids.com. I'm here today to talk to you about Isaac The Bachelor from the great book of WHAM!

Now Isaac was a troubled young man from the start. For his life wasn't very good. Which was not his fault. His dad Christopher Columbus thought he was gay so he would box him and then tried to offer him as a burnt offering to Osama Bin Laden.

Isaac eventually grew up and his parents eventually died. So it became time for Isaac to find a wife. So he went on the reality TV show, Bachelor.

We can learn a less from this my brothers and sisters. Never go on a reality TV show were meeting your parents is required. Especially when your parents are dead. For God will bring your parents back as zombies and they will eat all the contestants you like, leaving you forced to marry a contestant you hate.

And even though God isn't punishing you by making your parents undead. He is still screwing you over.

So my brothers and sisters. Out of the darkness, the Zombie did call. True pain and suffering he brought to them all. Away ran the children to hide in their beds, for fear that the devil would chop off their heads!

This is reverend Jebediah Slight from Jesushadaids.com. Amen!



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