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Wednesday, 29 August 2007
The Ten Fuck Bomb Commandments

The Book Of Insertion!

I think these two chapters speak for themselves. At least for right now. Until some one comes along and interprets them wrong. 

The two chapters from the great book of Insertion!

Here is one audio sermons from the Good Reverend Jebediah Slight.
There is a not so new section! Sermons w/ AIDs! These are sermons you can use to spread the good word of Reverend Jebediah Slight! How fun is that?!

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Posted By Jesus at 7:24 PM

Monday, 13 August 2007
Dear Jesus

Slacker Cats has freaked me the fuck out. Slacker Cats is a new show on ABC Family. You can check out some clips here. But it doesn't do any justice. The show is trying to compete with Adult Swim. But what's fucked up is that I was watching Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles 1 and 2 last night on ABC Family. And I was seeing commercials for the show. It was 8pm. So flipping through the channel not too long ago I come upon Slacker Cats.

The two cats want to go to Mexico but they have no money. So they find a flier for a lost cat and it has a reward. Come to find out this crazy she cat has found the cat but its dead. So to get the reward they get another cat to go inside the dead cat to fool the family.

The family eventually thinks the cat is dead so they have a funeral. The first two cats then crash the funeral to save the cat inside the dead cat.

I think the most fucked up thing about all this is that the show is on ABC family. And has some crazy kid like qualities that unknowing parents would have no problem allowing their kids watch the show.

The Book Of Insertion!

The two chapters from the great book of Insertion!

Here is one audio sermons from the Good Reverend Jebediah Slight.
There is a not so new section! Sermons w/ AIDs! These are sermons you can use to spread the good word of Reverend Jebediah Slight! How fun is that?!

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Posted By Jesus at 10:19 PM

Monday, 6 August 2007
Todeslager

Booze, Air Planes, BBQ, and farting will kill your first born son. 

Slaves
Hebrews born to serve, to the pharaoh
Heed
To his every word, live in fear
Faith
Of the unknown one, the deliverer
Wait
Something must be done, four hundred years

So let it be written
So let it be done
I'm sent here by the chosen one
So let it be written
So let it be done
To kill the first born pharaoh son
I'm creeping death

The Book Of Insertion!

The two chapters from the great book of Insertion!

Here is one audio sermons from the Good Reverend Jebediah Slight.
  • Audio Sermon - The Good Reverend wants you to watch Skeletor vs. Beastman
There is a not so new section! Sermons w/ AIDs! These are sermons you can use to spread the good word of Reverend Jebediah Slight! How fun is that?!

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Posted By Jesus at 7:51 PM

Monday, 30 July 2007
At the wrong end of Adolf's angry stick
There is some thing not right about Adolf's plagues. I think he was crazy. Yellow fever!

The Book Of Insertion!

The first two chapters from the great book of Insertion!

Here is one audio sermons from the Good Reverend Jebediah Slight.
There is a new section! Sermons w/ AIDs! These are sermons you can use to spread the good word of Reverend Jebediah Slight! How fun is that?!

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Posted By Jesus at 8:23 PM

Monday, 23 July 2007
Dreaming of White Trash

If we can learn any lessons this week its kick your brother in the balls before he kicks you in the back. I can say that with full faith that v8 Splash tastes good. But seriously, if you have a brother there is a 100% chance he is going to fuck your ass over and probably try to kill you or sell you on aBay. And if you run away you will end up working for your MethHead uncle, fucking your cousin. So here's the deal. It's not across the street. It's down the road.

The Book Of WHAM!

Two more chapters from the great book of WHAM!

No audio sermon this week. My server was down this past weekend and I didn't record any thing because of it. I blame every one who reads this site for the site being down. I hate you all.



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Posted By Jesus at 7:59 PM

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