Monday, 16 July 2007
Isaac and The Potato Vodka Famine
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My brothers and sisters this is reverend Jebediah Slight from
Jesushadaids.com. I'm here today to talk to you about Isaac and The Potato Vodka Famine from the great book of WHAM!
This is a very special story for we can learn what happens to you when you allow the Pharaoh to rape you.
So since God is the Don of the Mafia, he is always looking to increase
profit. And God saw an opportunity to steal Potato Vodka from the
Pharaoh and sell it on the streets of Las Vegas.
Unfortunately Isaac was careless and dwelt too close to San
Francisco. So he was captured by the Pharaoh. But learning a lesson
from his father Isaac told the truth to the Pharaoh instead of lying to
him like Christopher did. But the Pharaoh still raped him. Then later
Isaac and the Pharaoh made a rebel alliance against the evil empire.
As you can imagine my brothers and sisters, this angered God. But
Isaac already raped full of rapey goodness joined the Church of
With that God melted into a puddle of crud and stars. Never to be hallucinated by Isaac again.
So my brothers and sisters, what can we learn from this? That
joining the Church of Scientology will make you believe really stupid
things like God melting into a puddle of crud and stars.
This is reverend Jebediah Slight from
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