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Monday, 16 July 2007
Isaac and The Potato Vodka Famine
By: Jesus

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My brothers and sisters this is reverend Jebediah Slight from I'm here today to talk to you about Isaac and The Potato Vodka Famine from the great book of WHAM!

This is a very special story for we can learn what happens to you when you allow the Pharaoh to rape you.

So since God is the Don of the Mafia, he is always looking to increase profit. And God saw an opportunity to steal Potato Vodka from the Pharaoh and sell it on the streets of Las Vegas.

Unfortunately Isaac was careless and dwelt too close to San Francisco. So he was captured by the Pharaoh. But learning a lesson from his father Isaac told the truth to the Pharaoh instead of lying to him like Christopher did. But the Pharaoh still raped him. Then later Isaac and the Pharaoh made a rebel alliance against the evil empire.

As you can imagine my brothers and sisters, this angered God. But Isaac already raped full of rapey goodness joined the Church of Scientology.

With that God melted into a puddle of crud and stars. Never to be hallucinated by Isaac again.

So my brothers and sisters, what can we learn from this? That joining the Church of Scientology will make you believe really stupid things like God melting into a puddle of crud and stars.

This is reverend Jebediah Slight from Amen!

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