Monday, 16 July 2007
Isaac The Bachelor
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My brothers and sisters this is reverend Jebediah Slight from
Jesushadaids.com. I'm here today to talk to you about Isaac The Bachelor from the great book of WHAM!
Now Isaac was a troubled young man from the start. For his life
wasn't very good. Which was not his fault. His dad Christopher Columbus
thought he was gay so he would box him and then tried to offer him as a
burnt offering to Osama Bin Laden.
Isaac eventually grew up and his parents eventually died. So it
became time for Isaac to find a wife. So he went on the reality TV
We can learn a less from this my brothers and sisters. Never go on a
reality TV show were meeting your parents is required. Especially when
your parents are dead. For God will bring your parents back as zombies
and they will eat all the contestants you like, leaving you forced to
marry a contestant you hate.
And even though God isn't punishing you by making your parents undead. He is still screwing you over.
So my brothers and sisters. Out
of the darkness, the Zombie did call. True pain and suffering he
brought to them all. Away ran the children to hide in their beds, for
fear that the devil would chop off their heads!
This is reverend Jebediah Slight from
Posted: 7:50 PM in Sermons w/ AIDs