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Monday, 16 July 2007
Isaac The Bachelor
By: Jesus

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My brothers and sisters this is reverend Jebediah Slight from Jesushadaids.com. I'm here today to talk to you about Isaac The Bachelor from the great book of WHAM!

Now Isaac was a troubled young man from the start. For his life wasn't very good. Which was not his fault. His dad Christopher Columbus thought he was gay so he would box him and then tried to offer him as a burnt offering to Osama Bin Laden.

Isaac eventually grew up and his parents eventually died. So it became time for Isaac to find a wife. So he went on the reality TV show, Bachelor.

We can learn a less from this my brothers and sisters. Never go on a reality TV show were meeting your parents is required. Especially when your parents are dead. For God will bring your parents back as zombies and they will eat all the contestants you like, leaving you forced to marry a contestant you hate.

And even though God isn't punishing you by making your parents undead. He is still screwing you over.

So my brothers and sisters. Out of the darkness, the Zombie did call. True pain and suffering he brought to them all. Away ran the children to hide in their beds, for fear that the devil would chop off their heads!

This is reverend Jebediah Slight from Jesushadaids.com. Amen!



Posted: 7:50 PM in Sermons w/ AIDs

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