The second book of Randy and Gary: commonly called Insertion
1You shake my nerves and you rattle my brain.
Too much anal love drives a man insane.
You broke my will, But what a thrill!
Goodness, gracious, great God of fire.
2And is was so, Adolf went on vacation, he stepped off the plane in Hawaii. 3He was greeted by the Jews he just left.
"Fuck!" Adolf yelled and started to cry like a little girl.
4For seven days and six night Adolf toured Hawaii. He visited the beach, Kahua Ranch, Arnott's Lodge & Hiking Adventures, Atlantis Submarines Kona, Blue Hawaiian Helicopters, Captain Beans, Dolphin Discoveries, and he murdered a hooker.
5And every place that Adolf went the Jewbags followed him and complained. At the beach the Jew sipped on pina colada's and complained how the sand was small and sandy. 6On the Blue Hawaiian Helicopter ride they sipped on pina colada's and complained that they were air sick. At the Dolphin Discoveries they sipped on pina colada's and complained that the dolphins smelled like fish and assholes. 7And when Adolf murdered the hooker the Jews sipped on pina colada's and complained that the hooker's puss was loose.
8Finally Adolf had enough. On the last day of his vacation Adolf booked a volcano tour. 9Upon arriving at the volcano Adolf said to his annoying ass Jew friends, "For I shall go up the mountain and talk to our Lord. He has asked me to come alone and any that sets forth on the mountain will be struck dead."
10But the Jews didn't believe Adolf. As the tour van started up the mountain the Jews followed. Adolf got out of the van and told them to go back, "Ya'll don't believe me? Mother fuckers. Ight. Any of you douche bags follow me, I'll fucking shoot you. Then burn your fucking body. How's that?" But still the Jews didn't believe him. One of them stepped forward and said, "You wouldn't hurt us, we are your people." Then he tripped, hit his head, and died.
11All the Jews were taken back and a low murmer came over the crowd.
"See, that's God saying don't fucking follow me. Now stay here and let me be. Err, I mean let me go talk to God." Adolf said.
12As the tour van pulled away again the driver turned to Adolf and asked, "So you're really going up the mountain to talk to God?"
13"Hell no, I just told the Jews that I can talk to God because they are fucking cheap labor and I have a world to take over. Tanks and armor don't make themselves. I already toggled cheat mode and almost lost against Poland. How pathetic." Adolf said.
14The tour driver nodded, "I see. So what happens if they won't build you tanks and armor?"
15Adolf laughed, "Oh I have a plan for that. And if they don't believe me, I'll just kill them all."